It truly amazes me… the story of Diabo 3 is so compact you can write it all on a notecard, yet there’s this one thing that’s bugged me ever since I finished… The Tman gets kicked out of the heavens because he doesn’t want to kill Diablo because, well, he just keeps popping back up. Kill him, he comes back! He’s worse than Kenny! And so we enter this crazy adventure to get lots of leet gear and dive into the depths of hell… TO KILL HIM! Did we not learn anything? Did I miss something? The whole point of this exercise of escorting the big ol emo angel around was that he got kicked out for NOT wanting to kill Diablo. W-What?! Why are we back where we started?